OneWordaDayforOneMinute: setting

Okay, so I put the forks and knives in all their fancy positions. God, what's the point of this?!? Do you really think anyone cares where their salad fork is, or perhaps the soup spoon?!? Why make it complicated? I don't want all of this fancy shit... I just want a simple fork, a simple knife and a simple spoon. A plate would be nice too, but I don't need a whole pile of them either. God, it's just dinner...